Tennis ball hail.

So soon after posting the first text message story and Piddle losing her mind, A storm started here. Well, Here in Oklahoma (the part i live in) Is directly in the middle of our dear tornado alley... Yippee....... So we had storms all last night head from Southern Kansas, here, and furthur South. I have yet to find out if it made it to Piddle. Well, when we got the storm, there were Wall Clouds and such. I'll post that bunch of messages, starting out while finishing the post from last night.

Batman: Go look on my blog. I just posted a new one.

Piddle: Kay.

Piddle: Thats hilarious! Are you gonna post this one too?

Batman: Maybe. Go to Facebook now and look at Chris's status.

Piddle: Where is it?

Batman: Should be on your home page. If not I'll text it to you.

Piddle: Kay.

Piddle: I don't see it. What is it?

Batman: (It was a quote from my friend Chris to my friend Ashley, and I thought it was... not right) " I will never forget the day we kissed, or the day we met. The sky may fall, and the stars may, too, but in the end, I will always love you.

Piddle: Awww

Batman: No no no, Dear, Not AWWW..

Piddle: Okay. Why no Aww?

Batman: Yes, cute, but, ASHLEY AND CHRIS?! No no no no no.

Piddle:Wait?! Ashley who?

Batman: ( I then replied with her full name with DAMNIT attatched, but I won't put that up)

Piddle: Ew ew ew ew ew ewwww!!!! Accio SOAP! -Substitutes foot in mouth for soap-

Batman: I know. Apparently, he REALLY likes her.

Piddle: Ewwww... How could anyone REALLY like her? Shes annoying!!?

Batman: Idk, dear. All i know is that they REALLY like each other. I can't justify it. At all.

Piddle: Hmph. Well, in a good way, a jealous way, good for her. She's found someone who apparently REALLY likes her, AND he doesn't live 14 states away!! But, Still!! She's Annoying!

Batman: Hahaha NOW he does!

Piddle: Who does what?

Batman: Now Chris lives in Pennsylvania.

Piddle: Damn, thats farther north than My country. (her home state is relatively North)

Batman: Yep!

Piddle: Well, in a way, good for her because her guy that lives fourteen states away actually KISSED her. But shes still annoying.

Batman: Yes, Dear.

Piddle: Yes. Yes.

Batman: Yes, Dear. Loi.

Piddle: Fab. Are you planning on blogging this??

Batman: I should. Loi. I will. I'm goin to bed for the moment. ( I have a tendency to go to bed, but then say "I can't sleep")

Piddle: For the moment. You'll be up in ten minutes "I can't sleep!".

Batman: Yes, Dear.

Piddle: haha Talk to you in ten, then.

Batman: Haha. Kay. "Night".

----5 minutes late---

Batman: Kylie just followed me up the stairs to my room trying to hug and kiss me goodnight. (My sister)

Piddle: AWWWW!!!

Batman: No. Not really.

Piddle: Thats Adorable! Did you at least let her hug you?

Batman: Kinda.

Piddle: Good girl. Cookie for you.

Batman: Nom nom...

Piddle: Okay, sleep now.

Batman: Yes, dear.

Piddle: Good girl.

Batman: Hahahahahaha... Oh. I mean. Ahem.. Yes, dear.

Piddle: -glares at you- Talk to you in five minutes.

Batman: haha I'm sleepy enough I think I may sleep. But, FYI, Storm over us headed your way with tennis ball sized hail and tornado/wall clouds.

Piddle: Kay. Thanks. And COOL! Hail an tornadoes. Funn... Probably won't hit us, though.

Batman: Nope. Won't be strong enough, anyway. And if it does, you'll get pea sized hail and just have odd coloured skies. Nothin serious/real. Just fun threats. :) Aren't you lucky to have me? hahahhahahaha... ( She's from the North, I've lived in Tornado Alley my whole life)

Piddle: Oh, Yes. (Enthusiatic, don't ya think?)

Batman: Loi. Whatever. I just heard the hail start. I think I'll sleep now, Just in case the weather radio decides to go off. (the Weather radio is hooked up to a sound system in the house and if the weather becomes life threatening it Goes: BEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.. and lists off all the problems and what counties its in, blah, blah, and when that goes off for Tornadoes, we round up 3 days worth of clothes, the animals and head to the storm shelter next to the house which seat 18 and sit there til its over with food and drinks, etc... Real Fun if you feel like leavin it to video)

Piddle: Kay. Night.

Batman: Night.

Piddle: You know we say goodnight twelve times before one of us actually sleeps.

Batman: Yes, dear. I'm sleeping. *snore*

---5 minutes later---

Batman: A BIRD JUST HIT THE GODDAMN WINDOW! They seem to do that a lot when it storms.