Stupid YANKEES!

Piddle: Hiya Batman!

Batman: Hiya Pidge!

Piddle: I'm taking a how ocean city-an are you quiz.

Batman: Fun.

Piddle: mhmm. I'll be a disgrace if I get anything wrong.

Batman: Hahahaha yep.

Piddle: IM AN EXPERT!!!! YAY!!!

Batman: loi. Wellll i coulda told you that. ima piddle expert.

Piddle: hehe. guess who's phone is still off?

Batman: hmm. 3 guesses?

Piddle: haha. yup

Batman: Sarah. Grampa. MB?

Piddle: nope. santa claus. which, roughly translates to MB so, your right I s'pose.

Batman: LOI. I love ya'll. Loi. Stupid yankees...

Piddle: huh? oh!! gotcha!

-snort-

Batman:

...

You just proved the whole 'Stupid yankee' thing.

Piddle: nuh uh. I just had an "ah ha moment"

Batman:

....

And how many a day do you have?

Piddle: bout 5.

Batman: Exactly.

Piddle: Billion.

GERBILS

Batman: TAKE THE GERBILS AND RUN! ITS ONLY BROCCOLI! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!

Piddle: But.. but.. DEAR GOD THAT THING!! IT IS TOO WORTH IT, I SAY!!

Batman: NOO! GO GO GO! -mission impossible song- GOOO! COVER! GERBILS ARE WORTH IT! BROCCOLI! NO. AHHH!!! GET THAT LEASH OFF BOY!! GO!

Piddle: Fine, fine. IM COMINGGG!!!

Batman: YUSS! wOOt!

Piddle: HAHAHAH! I WIN!